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college is like a really long class on pseudo-intellectualism.
one time i dropped my iphone getting out of a cab in allston & these latina ladies at the bus stop yelled at me & i knew true fear.
post-grad, i would just like to live in a house where we do the waltons goodnight thing EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
weird to think that this is a really bad week for america, but probably close to a normal week for many other countries.
Barnes and Noble is playing an instrumental, saxophone heavy version of "I'll Make Love to You" by Boyz II Men. excuse me while I undress.
yo taylor swift you do not need to "help" amy poehler out with her comedy bits.
we rush to the internet to air our opinions 2 seconds after something happens. i wish we would just think & feel for a while longer.
sometime around 4 am, i apparently woke up and googled native american baby names. because i'm very, very normal.
2 bros are fighting outside of my building & 1 said 'YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY CONFUSING THE FUCK OUTTA ME BRO.' i predict lovemaking in 3..2...
Just signed up for Instagram too. Wish I had some food to take a filtered photo of :(
have Born To Be Wild stuck in my head. but since I'm sitting in a basement classroom, i am clearly not.
just saw a dude walking around in the 90 degree heat wearing a sweater and drinking milk. i hope that was a dare and not a choice.
if you ever need a little excitement on a saturday night, just save up all your dirty laundry for a really long time. EXTREME LAUNDERING.
sent an important e-mail. re-read it. realized i wrote beyonce instead of beyond.
my parents have taken me to a place where 100 drunk sunburned adults are singing Santana. pretty sure they're trying to get me to move out.