RIP my foreskin

I jacked it off

Now I'm jewish arabic muslim i believe in everything my critical thinking was in my foreskin im christian

caught my son masturbating



he was fapping high up in a tree and fell out bc of passion. if i hadnt caught him he would've crashed

I caught my son masturbating


And all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Yeah ok I feel like i'll never be enough never ever ever ever

Nobel peace prize goes to


@abbythegroovy

Your cock has been favorited by an American woman seven years ago. Now it's just small

@bugbucket the next time i find a tits im gonna turn em upside down

@lazzzyandoh @dank_hitler @teenhitler @cyberhitler I'm honna wevelsburg them sleek mofo maxi nazi asses!!! I'll force fuck them and make ape

@knifesex @petfurniture @darth__mouth @mythicbeast a mouthful of arrows. The aristocrat mused. A flare grenade played the distant sky. Owl

my mom said to my dad "you should eat more veggies, it's good for keeping an erection during intercourse"

my future 30 years ahead is bleak

Lick a teenager's thighs

My favorite girls.


Licorice @diaper_wolf
Chocolate @abbythegroovy
Raspberry @gurl_sour
A girl with a penis @grai7

Undies

Panties


Undies

Zombies

@diaper_wolf @abbythegroovy I'm watching two girls talking about oral sex, poop and obsession I hope they can't see I'm watching

Bc I'm a natural mother

Moon = full once a month

Girl = bleeds once a month

COINCIDENCE???????

@stu__pitt or just talented and dedicated enough to write star worthy tweets.

Some ppl are great salesmen


Some ppl can spot a great salesman and tweet about it


Some ppl can read that tweet

Ambitions of the day include jerking off so the neighbors wont see

@lazzzyandoh @rushrice @lkshowbusiness @steveroggenbuck @taolin @literallyeverysinglepersononimgaypresswhichyoucuratelmao a servant lays egg