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Golf is SO much more fun if you pretend it's porn. The commentators are hilarious.
A haiku about calling tech support:
Fuck my fucking life.
I don't want to call this cunt.
Work, you fucking thing.
I locked myself out of my own computer. Um.
And Aidan's coming back tomorrow! This is exciting!
I remember the good old days of Japanese classes, arranging Aidan's flashcards to insult his penis and sitting at the back like badasses.
I lost the game.
Bedtime. Steamy, no?
THEY MADE DELTORA QUEST INTO ANIME? THE FUCK, MAN, HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
Just finished watching The Little Princess on GEM. That shit is a movie from when movies were cool.
I should stop calling my bunny emo fez bunny. In respect to him, his name is Bentley. Bentley the emo fez bunny.
Emo fez bunny, I didn't mean to hurt you, honey. I knocked you down, and now you frown, but real deep down... you're still my funny dummy.
There's an Asian girl on MKR now. I think I might start paying attention to this show.
I can't remember not existing. It must have been so quiet.