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Best part about getting home = taking pants off.
hahaha "A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer."
TWEET ALL THE THINGS
"I like you more than Kanye likes Kanye."
Watching people I went to high school with talk on Facebook is like watching cavemen try and figure out why rocks aren't nutritious
HEY EVERYONE THERE IS NEW ARCHER TOMORROW! NEW ARCHER! TOMORROW! #thismakesmehappy
To the guy who won't stop messaging my girlfriend, don't make me get all passive aggressive on your ass. #thisisapolitenondirectshaming
Co-worker: "What tablet should I get?" Me: "What are you going to use it for?" Co-worker: "I don't know" Me: "Don't get one."
Low expectations are the best kind of expectations.
Best thing about being on holidays is my excuse for everything is "I'M ON HOLIDAYS"
Billy Connolly is going to be in the Hobbit.. AS A DWARF! FUCK YEAH!
Avid tentacle monster cosplayer, requires girls, apply within. Lube job while you wait, guvnor? DDR world competitor.