@grum @spyn there's nothing gentle about a Dyson, it's fierce!

Every time I use a Dyson Airblade I think of @spyn

I knew keeping juice boxes in my draw was a great idea.

I know more lyrics to Avril Lavigne songs than I'm willing to admit.

Pretty sure this is the greatest Chrome extension ever.  https://github.com/panicsteve/cloud-to-butt …

Reasons I love @puddstrikesback #5663: she makes fart noises in her sleep

I rely on the beautiful @puddstrikesback to let everyone know I'm still alive.. That and me liking things on Instagram/Facebook.

@puddstrikesback @karlbright what she actually means is "celebrating @mushyyyy's birthday"

@puddstrikesback @bitwict What even happened that required intimidation? Though by the description, I'm guessing he's just bad at life

Sometimes I wish my mother didn't know how to emoji.

@tomthecub I SAW THAT AD LAST NIGHT AND SAID THE SAME THING!

Nothing like a good curry when you're sick, especially when @puddstrikesback cooks it.

I'm a bit in love with @puddstrikesback even when she serenades me with Akon. I would smack dat.

THERE IS AN APP THAT CALCULATES HOW MUCH YOU GET PAID FOR YOUR POOP BREAKS!

Those of you sending dick pics to @puddstrikesback, can you please stop - she shows me every time and I don't want to see them either.

@spyn @karlbright OH MAN I FEEL LIKE IM MISSING OUT

Just thought someone was outside my door... turns out that's my reflection.

I keep getting busted ogling @puddstrikesback but in my defence she is a babe.

This is amazing.  http://m.io9.com/5989514/the-shortest-remake-of-the-matrix-is-also-the-cutest …