@acoyne In Alberta we like to refer to them as happy unicorn rainbow sands.

Thank you #cpc and #wrp for turning politics in Canada into a mean & hateful &spiteful shit show #cdnpoli

The Band version of Springsteen's "Atlantic City" with the late Levon Helm on vocal is as good as it gets. @levonhelmramble

Hate to break it to you Mr. Harper, this scandal isn't about "senate reform," it's about you paying off your buddies. #cdnpoli

As I typed into google "What time does the world end?" It auto entered "What time does WalMart open?" so.. same thing.

The #stephenharper government doesn't keep track of who owns guns but keeps track of who is gay. Nice. #argh. #cdnpoli #cpc

Dear dude from Kalamazoo. Hope you had a nice visit in Canada but NEVER COME BACK CUZ YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF US. http://t.co/FwXLBQwu

Jewish mayor in #yeg, Muslim mayor in #yyc Woman premier (finally) in #ableg So what province is this again? #pcldr :) :)

Being an adult is spending money to fix the clothes dryer when what you really want to do is buy a pony.

#wrp candidate in #yyc says his advantage is he's Caucasian. Has he looked at our mayor lately? #abvote http://t.co/IfPDjxqD

Hey @crockatteer You represent me in Ottawa. Bring back the gun registry. #cdnpoli #cpc  http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/gun-seizures-down-in-toronto-after-demise-of-gun-registry-police-chief/article6496010/?cmpid=rss1&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter …

Here's @rosannecash covering Jesse Winchester "Biloxi" on that tribute record I tweeted about. "Quiet About It"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDhV5SscEgc&feature=relmfu … #roots

You know what scares me? The blue screen of death. That's what scares me. That and most women.

Topic at tonight's family gathering? #NoseHillGentlemen We're all going out and getting handguns in case strangers ask about stampede.

Flanagan? Trapped? Yeah right. You're a real political babe in the woods.  http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/tom-flanagan-says-he-was-trapped-into-child-porn-comments-1.1180824 … #cdnpoli

Funny how I know exactly who Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig are but I had to Google Adam Carolla. #truestory

See Alberta? In ON 3 parties are winning lots of seats = a government with opposition to keep it interesting. It's called democracy. #ableg

Biggest piss off? My friggin' American computer keeps telling me that byelection is spelling mistake. eff off #yyccentre

Some people on twitter are an enigma wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by a mystery, covered in gravy.

#wrp sets up twitter acct against private citizens they don't agree with @antikikkip imagine what happens if they win #abvote @kikkiplanet