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As I typed into google "What time does the world end?" It auto entered "What time does WalMart open?" so.. same thing.
The #stephenharper government doesn't keep track of who owns guns but keeps track of who is gay. Nice. #argh. #cdnpoli #cpc
Jewish mayor in #yeg, Muslim mayor in #yyc Woman premier (finally) in #ableg So what province is this again? #pcldr :) :)
Being an adult is spending money to fix the clothes dryer when what you really want to do is buy a pony.
Hey @crockatteer You represent me in Ottawa. Bring back the gun registry. #cdnpoli #cpc http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/gun-seizures-down-in-toronto-after-demise-of-gun-registry-police-chief/article6496010/?cmpid=rss1&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter …
Here's @rosannecash covering Jesse Winchester "Biloxi" on that tribute record I tweeted about. "Quiet About It" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDhV5SscEgc&feature=relmfu … #roots
You know what scares me? The blue screen of death. That's what scares me. That and most women.
Topic at tonight's family gathering? #NoseHillGentlemen We're all going out and getting handguns in case strangers ask about stampede.
Flanagan? Trapped? Yeah right. You're a real political babe in the woods. http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/tom-flanagan-says-he-was-trapped-into-child-porn-comments-1.1180824 … #cdnpoli
Funny how I know exactly who Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig are but I had to Google Adam Carolla. #truestory
See Alberta? In ON 3 parties are winning lots of seats = a government with opposition to keep it interesting. It's called democracy. #ableg
Some people on twitter are an enigma wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by a mystery, covered in gravy.