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everydaydude
I just told your mom about us.
@everydaydude
KimsCrackers
What? Did you say something? Oh. That was me. I said, "IT'S NAPTIME!! BREAK OUT THE KEG!!"
@KimsCrackers
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arjunbasu
Wow. I, um, won.
@arjunbasu
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rejecter
I have discovered a sensual way of enjoying my failures: having them rubbed in.
@rejecter
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arjunbasu
The stench of last night wafted off him like an ill wind. There was no hiding what he'd done. Stay away from my perfume, his daughter said
@arjunbasu
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kolchak
I'd fly to Chile and help but I'm trying to cut my carbon footprint. So instead I'm gonna play naked Nintendo.
@kolchak
TimAriyeh
Mitch, I'm your bong like ::hit:: ::hit::
@TimAriyeh
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ladymisskate
You know what San Francisco, your sparkly sidewalks don't mean shit when your corner stores close at 9 PM.
@ladymisskate
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ladawn
Sometimes I wonder if I was anyone important in a past life. Then I go back to drinking wine and watching Netflix.
@ladawn
arjunbasu
He pours her a drink. If you loved me, you would apologize right now, she says. A lone tear streaks down her cheek. If I loved you, he says.
@arjunbasu
ChiNurse
Is that an inflatable germ proof tunnel or a giant silver and blue vagina?
@ChiNurse
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tiffantastic
Fine. I'm sick of talking to myself. I'm going home.
@tiffantastic
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MeetingBoy
I complain a lot, but really I only spent 1300 hours in meetings last year.
@MeetingBoy
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lonelysandwich
Disclaimer: That last toot was sponspored in part by Snickers Candy Bar.

Snickers: It looks a bit like a dog crap.™
@lonelysandwich
JJFrog
@mycorpse I know, thanks for leaving the blinds open
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arjunbasu
He says, Let's go for Korean and she says, I had a bad experience once, and they stay in and fall out of love and decide that destiny stinks
@arjunbasu
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roughdiction
Absence makes the heart grow fonder of absence.
@roughdiction
blobert
Motherfuckers be gettin' all up in my grill.

I should probably stop driving a Toyota.
@blobert
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lonelysandwich
I put my dog in my lap at the cafe and he used my shirt as toilet paper. Someone bring me a Snickers bar so it looks legit.
@lonelysandwich
theacerbic1
Now Hiring a Sugar Momma. Must be able to make me laugh and live a life of no work. Benefits include me cooking, cleaning and lots of sex
@theacerbic1
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