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Thanks for checking on me. I'm still here, just too lazy to come up with long-winded 140 character sermons. I'm down to Morse code farts.
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The only reason I would join Mafia Wars would be to somehow kill anyone who sends me a farmville request.
When California is insolvent and falls into the ocean next year, I still won't be a fan of Las Vegas, despite it being ocean front property.
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Via facebook, my friend told me she was pregnant before she told her husband. But I'm the one who uses social media inappropriately.
Sometimes I drink when it's dark & chilly & warm my heart by acting quite silly. I overdo every round but at least I'm hot when I fall down.
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If e'er the time for sleep was lost
On a cloudy day getting sauced
It's not so much that I miss the sun
As much as I miss having fun.
On a cloudy day getting sauced
It's not so much that I miss the sun
As much as I miss having fun.
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My apologies to you if you received a DM from me to click on a sex link. I would never do that without knowing what you really looked like.
I'm putting the boy down and then crawling into bed with #2. I'll be damned if I let fb maintenance issues silence my myopic daily drivel.
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I think they should prescribe narcotics to people going through a divorce, because technically, it is chronic pain.
I like it when the news subtitles "Haiti's" as "Hades" and all the hilarities of irony ensue in an otherwise tragic, depressing report.
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