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7 Billion People on the Earth now.
I like 4 or 5 of them.
I need to borrow a witch's tittie for some weather experiments.
This beer isn't helping me clean the kitchen, at all.
I see your duck face and raise you two peace signs.
Went out for milk, came back with a parakeet. Wtf?
Time heals all wounds and Facebook rips those shits open.
I dunno. - my motto for the rest of the year.
R.I.P. rectal thermometer. Good times.
I know one of you lunatics got a tattoo of the twitter bird.
All restrooms should be twitter accessible.
I miss outdoor sex. I miss indoor sex too.
There's always that one person at work that you don't understand how the hell they got there.
I ain't sleepin. I'm O.O
Don't like my tweets? I release you from your oath.
My 3G Internet should make dialup noises.
Today wasn't a fairytale.
Every morning a little clown car pulls up in Washington and lets all the politicians out. Boopboop boo boo...
Hurricane coming. I'd better buy 20 gallons of milk.
I was having fun in 1987. Too bad I can't remember any of it.
If you talk to yourself, say hi for me.