Yes, AT&T and T-Mobile are getting married. There will be no reception.

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because STRESSED spelled backwards spells DESSERTS.

Again, agave nectar is not a “natural sweetener.” Plus, it has more concentrated fructose in it than high fructose corn syrup.

"Truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is." -Churchill

Love is like a fart ... If you have to force it, its probably shit!

Obama beats the alternative, but lets not paint a halo over his head.

Mic Check: protestor reads Section 52 of the CA Civil Code, which affords protections for those arrested for First Amendment expression

@jazzashleyhair I don't know what kind of hairspray you use, but I've been to 2 parties & haven't rolled nothin' & these curls are sittin'!

Designing like a mad woman. Churning out the email correspondence, too. That part isn't my favorite, but it beats talking on the phone or...

Worry is the darkroom where negatives are developed.

I really don't appreciate my new keener sense of smell at all.

Marital Mondays: Seventies Porn  http://nblo.gs/JmVmw 

Inductive reasoning is at the root of most prejudices. "Somebody with red hair punched me in the face! All gingers punch in the face!"

Grapeseed oil, cashew milk, and lemon juice = Myshell's own recipe for Vegenaise. #savingmoney #winning

Be unapologetically you. Just make sure *you* like who that is.

*Hannibal types furiously* Me: What are you writing, honey? H: I'm arguing. It's like they walked into a gunfight with a paper towel.

How can we unmake race unless we first confront its enormity as a historical and social reality?

I don't really understand what I just watched, but she should get that little British fan of hers to rap in her place Milli Vanilli-style.

Celebrate often (2 wks. of marriage, 7 in. of waist reduction, 3 yrs @ a great job, or 1 hr of pos thought). It doesn't matter. Celebrate.

Everyone is in the gym honoring their New Year's resolutions. I'm at home eating cookies. Holla!