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If you're not sad then you're just not paying attention.
Look ma no friends
Sometimes I worry I'm not as good at sucking in my gut as I think I am.
You'll always give too much for very little in return goodnight!!
The Jenny is coming from INSIDE the block.
What is the fear of eyelash curlers called because I have that
*tokyo drifts out of a conversation*
sext: who is this
Ten years ago we had grandmas. RIP our grandmas :(
The best revenge is losing weight.
Can't believe I'm allowed to drive places and microwave things.
Everybody just always stay home regardless of whether it's dangerous to go outside or not.
I need a year off to take care of my eyebrows.
I like my news like I like my women: always wrong.
Hi yeah sometimes I say things on the internet that aren't jokes pertaining to a subject that I care about as a human being.
"Muslims" don't kill people. Assholes kill people.
Be a deer like Bambi's mom and die.
There are TV shows literally every day so no I am not free to hang out ever.
I'm actually pretty awful once you get to know me.
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