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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    If you're not sad then you're just not paying attention.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    Look ma no friends

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    Sometimes I worry I'm not as good at sucking in my gut as I think I am.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    You'll always give too much for very little in return goodnight!!

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    The Jenny is coming from INSIDE the block.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    What is the fear of eyelash curlers called because I have that

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    *tokyo drifts out of a conversation*

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    sext: who is this

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    Ten years ago we had grandmas. RIP our grandmas :(

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    The best revenge is losing weight.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    Can't believe I'm allowed to drive places and microwave things.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    Everybody just always stay home regardless of whether it's dangerous to go outside or not.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    I need a year off to take care of my eyebrows.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    I like my news like I like my women: always wrong.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    Hi yeah sometimes I say things on the internet that aren't jokes pertaining to a subject that I care about as a human being.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    "Muslims" don't kill people. Assholes kill people.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    Be a deer like Bambi's mom and die.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    There are TV shows literally every day so no I am not free to hang out ever.

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  • mzeld
      Mae @mzeld

    I'm actually pretty awful once you get to know me.

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