Pernah tengok sotong goreng tepung? Terer kan sotong tu.

If somebody says "untunglaa" to my face, I mentally punch them in the brain straight away. Because I care.

UUM dah trending dah haritu, UiTM Lendu punya turn pulak sekarang. Uni lain dah ready story belum?

#GantiNamaArtisDenganListen captures the Malaysian twitter landscape perfectly.

Politically-charged celebrity worship.

It's Rejab, everyone. 60 days til Ramadhan :O :O :O :O

Sometimes one person's inability to explain looks like another person's inability to understand.

One of the mysteries of life is what a booger smells like when it's inside your nose.

Minimum effort for maximum results. #SlytherinPride

@ibogost Turd-person shooter

April means we're nearing 25% of this year. One quarter.

Are you a quarter through with the year's resolution?

Pick a thing and be awesome at it. #summingitallup

Malam Jumaat. Jangan lupa doakan saudari-saudara kita, di mana jua mereka berada, apa jua perjuangan mereka.

Solat is not the 'chore' you do in between work. *Work* is the chore you do in between solat. #GetItRight

Malaysia *does* have four seasons.

Hot, Wet, Election, and Durian.

We should all try to be understanding of everyone, no matter how crazy unreasonable they seem to appear.

Two siblings have a competition to see which of them can get the most boring gift for Father's Day.

It's a tie.

Economics should be a prerequisite subject in grade school up til SPM. People have to learn how money works. I mean really. #Seriously.

If you got an A in Chemistry, start watching Breaking Bad.

If you've always been watching, then congratulations: You are the one who knocks

If you got an A in art, nail your result slip on your bedroom wall and sign the bottom corner.

"God does not tell you to believe in regular people. You don't have to have faith in them.

People disappoint. God doesn't."