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So an alcoholic, an asshole, and a crackhead walk into a bar...
Oh nevermind, that's just Wixted, Copper and Scully
Just got a raise! Uconn is champs! I should celebrate!
*flips a car*
*smashes a window*
*punches a virgin*
*eats a human leg*
Old Silverback for halftime show 2015
Some kids check for monsters under the bed... I check for J.P.
Yo, shoutout to my great gram & gramps coming over from Ireland at 16 to create a better life. Respect. Happy St. Patricks Day
USA Hockey. Ray & Mikes. Pornhub. I got myself a day.
If drinking pumpkin coffee makes me a stereotypical white girl, then well...
*zips up north face*
you may call me Nicole
Hey Mother Nature. Just no. Absolutely fucking not.
Cool, just saw Aziz Ansari on my flight
Bitch dont kill my tribe - Squanto Lamar
My corporate outer shell needs a haircut but my inner hippy spirit won't allow it
All is good
Every food can be a burrito. Lasagna burritos, milk & cereal burrito, burrito just wrapped in larger burrito. This is a burrito world.
Let's give Rolling Stone the benefit of the doubt... Maybe Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's new album is really, really good.