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So an alcoholic, an asshole, and a crackhead walk into a bar...
Oh nevermind, that's just Wixted, Copper and Scully
Old Silverback for halftime show 2015
Some kids check for monsters under the bed... I check for J.P.
USA Hockey. Ray & Mikes. Pornhub. I got myself a day.
If drinking pumpkin coffee makes me a stereotypical white girl, then well...
*zips up north face*
you may call me Nicole
Cool, just saw Aziz Ansari on my flight
Bitch dont kill my tribe - Squanto Lamar
My corporate outer shell needs a haircut but my inner hippy spirit won't allow it
All is good
Every food can be a burrito. Lasagna burritos, milk & cereal burrito, burrito just wrapped in larger burrito. This is a burrito world.
Let's give Rolling Stone the benefit of the doubt... Maybe Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's new album is really, really good.
Sending dick pics to teamsnapchat
dabby dab tabby tab GRETTA check the lost and found
Gonna name my first born Tostito and baptize him in salsa
started in a pineapple under the sea, now we here