Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"and the rich get richer" I whisper to myself as I put the used toilet paper in my pocket
There's a draft in my folder that just says (empty) and I'm like yep, that pretty much sums it up
I eat donut holes and I'm not even sure if they're male or female so yeah I guess I'm bi.
I'm like the 3rd or maybe 4th best looking guy in this ladies restroom
Saw a boob once guys. No for real, I swear to god I did
My work vending machine options:
a mouse corpse
bag of dicks