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Between the Buried and *I
Damn girl are you a tapeworm, cuz why you all up in my shit?
*is currently listening to the new opeth album*
*is pregnant with opeth babies*
i just farted on my dog again he doesn't even care
Guess who just got the last of the peanut m&ms out of the machine? Well, technically the guy ahead of me did, but he's dead now.
Pull my finger
*I cum everywhere*
My boss says I don't use my time wisely. Bullshit, I made up a rap song about an onion with fully functional genitalia.
ubiquitous, we biq wit you
Palmolive of the Planet of the Apes