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Things were going great until she said she liked the illusionist more than the prestige
*i jump out and scare my friend*
hah that's two for flinching dude
*i gently kiss him twice on the lips*
*the pee wees big adventure breakfast making machine starts up*
*it hands me an untoasted pop tart*
Between the Buried and *I
Damn girl are you a tapeworm, cuz why you all up in my shit?
*is currently listening to the new opeth album*
*is pregnant with opeth babies*
i just farted on my dog again he doesn't even care
Guess who just got the last of the peanut m&ms out of the machine? Well, technically the guy ahead of me did, but he's dead now.
Pull my finger
*I cum everywhere*