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I've been putting airplanes in my vagina for years, I don't know what the big deal is
My sister has a great career and lives in Hawaii. I peed in a Gatorade bottle last night because I was too lazy to get up.
*buys tire iron*
yay no more wrinkly tires
*on a date*
"this is weird, I usually only date dead chicks"
Baked Doritos? What's next, women allowed in the workplace? Lol I mean come on when does the madness stop
How many shower heads do I need to put in my butt before it feels good? I'm at 13 and so far, nothing
Stop making those "stop making those jokes" jokes, my grandfather was killed by a "my grandfather was killed by a" joke
"cut the shit, cruz" yells my boss as I scroll thru twitter, not doing my job. I hate working at this poop slicing factory
NO IM NOT CRANKY LINDA, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
If you like Reba McEntire, you'll love Through the Eyes of the Dead.
I'm pretty sure it's SKATE goat you guys, read a book for crying out loud