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Mordor was the case that they gave me
Frodon't tread on me
Gimli some lovin
My neck, my orc
My friends are all married, have houses and families and sometimes I fart on my dog for fun
Surely you're not serious
I am serious, and don't call me Denise.
I don't really like self deprecating tweets, probably because I'm a huge loser
Welcome to old people club. Before we begin, let me grab a jacket it's chilly in here
Hey Carolina, if you can't handle the heat, get off of the elevator
My dicks so big, its opposite day
I'm in a really good mood today, like an even better mood than when I got divorced