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[at the urinal]
Guy next to me: are you making those peeing noises with your mouth?
*peeing noises stop* lol no *peeing noises start*
Please #FF & Support UNICEF @endtraffick
Over 5 Million Trafficked Children. Bought & Sold.
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My car is terrible in the snow
*flashback to my car robbing an elderly couple at gunpoint last january*
I hope dallas loses so bad they get kicked out of the league
In 2015 - Support the Cause that is Our Future.
Donate a tweet (I did)
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i farted and it sounded like harriet tubman singing once upon the cross by deicide while moving around on a leather couch
it's colder than 6 bags of horse dicks today
*i try to punt your baby thru the goal posts but it bounces off the side*
haha holy crap that was pretty close though, right
"john is coming over"
"john wilson or offensive john that always interrupts our sen-"
"HEY FAGGOTS I'M HERE"
i drew a picture of a flux capacitor made out of dicks
I can't drink liquor anymore, I had a bad experience
*cuts to a bottle of liquor forcing me to look at kiefer sutherlands ears*
There's no excuse for Abusing a Child.
There is Never an Excuse For Not Doing Something to Stop It.
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