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Irony is that Little Richard is black.
Cool black metal band names for animal musicians:
I can only afford a sixpackadilla :(
RIP Nelson Mandela, you were great as Winston in Ghostbusters 2.
Women are like rolling pins. They're a pain in the ass.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cheating in the special Olympics, concealing a boner.
Remember to masturbate before thanksgiving dinner tomorrow because your relatives are super sexy.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was probably that whore Crystal on the corner of Peabody and Bellefontaine.
Yeah, I made a few typos once. Let's move on please.