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i just saw some gross old lady boobs in a hotel window. yes i was looking shut up it was an accident kind of
its hotter than 6 gallons of giraffe udders here
some lady said she liked my cologne and i was like ITS NOT COLOGNE YOU STUPID BITCH ITS CHEAP BODYSPRAY FROM WALGREENS but thank you so much
stop watching tv. please. forget everything youve seen on tv. go fishing or something, i guarantee you wont regret it
i need a toothbrush and maybe some tooth styling gel
i should probably go to bed but FUCK THAT IM DRINKING
im 35 years old. i dont pokemon. but hey, to each their own
hendricks shaved his beard off...not sure how i feel about that
i invited my "friends" over for the fights tonight and they keep talking about pokemon. its pretty embarrassing
weird to think that just 400 billion years ago today the earth was independanced
but on a lighter note, roy is my best friend now. hes the guy at the front desk of the hotel im staying at. i love you roy youre cool
ive already drank 96 beers and im on my 97th and fuckin richard is going to sleep cuz hes tired. what an asshole
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