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Skullets are the hardest haircut of all time. People with those haircuts don't give a FUCK.
Is it frowned upon if I use a photo of me for my cover photo and a separate photo of me as my profile picture? Or is that expected of me?
Girls wearing merch is such a bad look. Never have I looked at a girl and thought "Wow, she dresses like ME! SEXY!"
I'd definitely have sex with a Juggalette.
I just want a milkshake. Get out of my way.
All my tweets are just thoughts that pop into my head and not really ever directed at anyone. But if the shoe fits, mother fucker.
Skullet me the fuck out
Band Twitters are about as forced and unfunny as radio commercials.
Work, work, and more work.
All girls with short hair: I will be your boyfriend.
In the timeless words of DMX, I say to you, "ARF."
If you aren't Spanish, then please cut the chola shit out. White girls go home.
Listening to Death Cab For Cutie makes me happy and sad at the same time.
It's on the same level as taking photos of yourselves kissing. Embarrassing. Grow up.