Skullets are the hardest haircut of all time. People with those haircuts don't give a FUCK.

Is it frowned upon if I use a photo of me for my cover photo and a separate photo of me as my profile picture? Or is that expected of me?

Girls wearing merch is such a bad look. Never have I looked at a girl and thought "Wow, she dresses like ME! SEXY!"

Dude outside of the courthouse with gold face paint and colored dreads spotted carrying a fake baby in a coat pic.twitter.com/OIUoQlJyzs

I'd definitely have sex with a Juggalette.

I just want a milkshake. Get out of my way.

All my tweets are just thoughts that pop into my head and not really ever directed at anyone. But if the shoe fits, mother fucker.

@doublemh_ soulmates ~*~*~*~

MY SKULLET MAKES THE BITCHES WET pic.twitter.com/OxNMPPmIfv

Skullet Daddy

Skullet me the fuck out

Band Twitters are about as forced and unfunny as radio commercials.

Work, work, and more work.

Lulu dude??? @doublemh_ help idk how 2 app

All girls with short hair: I will be your boyfriend.

In the timeless words of DMX, I say to you, "ARF."

If you aren't Spanish, then please cut the chola shit out. White girls go home.

Listening to Death Cab For Cutie makes me happy and sad at the same time.

Just introduced @_samkane to the world of AnonIB and she is so pumped to find nudes of people she hates.

It's on the same level as taking photos of yourselves kissing. Embarrassing. Grow up.