We lovin' the crew. I fucking love you guys. @mousamoose @asmitavadali @thederelictship @pilotthewhale @rachelbarretto http://t.co/PsdsBrUC

"@nancyjew: What To Expect When You're Not Expecting The Spanish Inquisition" @pilotthewhale

Reality check. Mood went from bad to worse.

There are so many people I need to say things to but I'm useless so I'll just be bawling my eyes out today sigh

After 4 years of half-ass comments, I wrote a most beautifully heartfelt grad message, @asmitavadali. It's like, emotional and stuff.

Ah my fwiends did such a good job with X-Factor :') So proud! @mousamoose @asmitavadali @pilotthewhale @ahleesah

Chemistry is Satan's way of saying "fuck you" to students.

I swear on anything, @mousamoose is better than any entertainment show when it comes to commentary for awards shows. ET should hire him.

@asmitavadali get it gurl

Local Natives, Calvin Harris and alt-J all in Toronto next week..... school wat r u doing with my life

Sadness is watching a man eagerly roll up his Timmies only to find out that he lost

Gonna google "what are dimples" because seriously, what are dimples

@asmitavadali I have a 1D shirt that you can borrow if you want #felonycrime

#reLOVEution

Curled into a ball at this bus stop to minimize my surface area:volume ratio and prevent heat loss #bio120

@asmitavadali @mousamoose too soon

 http://www.typingkaraoke.com/  what's a GPA??

@mousamoose I will never get laid-gineering

"I feel like complete shit today, Ferris, I can't go anywhere."

I'm looking forward to this first Romney-Obama debate like some people look forward to UFC matches