#hockeynight Does Doug Gilmour say fucking tablet in them at Asus commercial??

SNL has some big shoes to fill.. #snl #billhader #fredarmisen

@lightingdan @samsungmobileus I still have mine in its box.. Gotta try them out. Thanks for reminding me.

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@adrianaswords your superpower is to make me smile every time you tweet. :)

@vodka_a_jones do you smell different now that you have 3000+ followers?

If Rob Ford was filmed doing coke with the guy from the Barenaked Ladies then he's really fucked.. #robford #toronto

I've never seen a fat person do crack cocaine so I guess Rob Ford is innocent. #toronto #robford #cupcake

I wish today was Monday.. I love Mondays.. #fuckfriday #mondaysforpresident

Please change the host.. #grammys

@billmc7 ya, it's a fucking song that makes me want to hate the world.

It's only a crazy night at Fiction when @lisawendyy and her gang hit the dance floor.

@noogscorner I'm going to call you god from now on. Your fucking amazing, I will scream out your name next time I orgasim.

Fuck Facebook is boring. I like the soulless people on twitter a lot more than the "normal" people on Facebook.

@samsungmobileus my friends are telling me when I plan to return to the cult of Apple. I'm happy with my S3 and don't plan on returning.

Love seeing soon to be mothers smoking and drinking. #stupidcuntmothers

I'd choose #marathon, #dog, then #vegan. http://t.co/op0jvl7P

@billmc7 all the drugs in the world couldn't make me think of something so random as fucking up a koala bear. Thank you for that.

Every hat from now on should carry this sticker. http://t.co/0B8iWznA

@samsungmobileus Mr. Freeze red.