So I heard Rahul Gandhi asked people in Karnataka NOT to vote for the JDS, because it is ... wait for this ... a family-run party! :-D

Please tell me this is #FakingNews:  http://headlinesindia.mapsofindia.com/science-and-technology/technology/bangle-to-cure-ailments-unveiled-in-delhi-124830.html …
@shashitharoor and @mpnaveenjindal of all people associate with such farce?!

Well said. I'd put that in the past tense though! RT @gabbbarsingh: This @sardesairajdeep is fast becoming the Arundhati roy of Internet.

Watch this talk by @mumbaicentral to know your legal rights if the cops come knocking on your door:
 http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/15033518 …

+1 :-) RT @joydas: Thank You Arvind Kejriwal! Now i can stop payments of my HSBC Credit Card in "Support of Nation"

Congratulations to the @jayhind team for their whopping six #ITA nominations. Kudos @undercoverpro @iaeizel @varungrover @awryaditi ...

Wow! Just WOW! RT @sudhirtailang: My toon tribute to #BalaSaheb. pic.twitter.com/7taPlCY1

@prempanicker Sign @change petition and RT: Remove need to produce paper printout at airport entrance. Save Paper. – https://t.co/T2GM5KcX

Time for airports & airlines to encourage digital display of tickets to enter airports. Sad to see so many carry print outs. @jetairways

RT @borowitzreport: It's somewhat ironic that Yahoo only found out its CEO was faking his resume when they checked on Google.

Word. RT @beastoftraal: RT @thefakecnn Google+ is like a gym membership. Everyone signs up for it but never uses it

Shame on @pmoindia for posting overtly party tweets via the official PMO account. Is this a personal account of the PM now?

Railways clearly tells you "DO NOT PRINT. Show SMS". My simple point: It is time all airports in India encouraged passengers to NOT PRINT.

ATTENTION: @indiamofa is a fake & rumour-mongering account. Do not RT tweets from there. Report and block instead.

Attention #Pune: RT @sanerider: Urgent: These 4 new born puppies need a Foster Home in Pune. Reply to me for details. pic.twitter.com/KrQnbbTw

The other half - advertising. RT @madmanweb: Half of life is a marketing problem.

#EPIC: RT @trendulkar: Usain Bolt runs tomorrow. Do take out 9 secs from your schedule.”

Do Not Call Mandate comes into effect from tomorrow. Check the status of your phone now - http://t.co/WjW72ofY

Word. “@javashri: All Arundhati Roy has managed to do is get attention on her instead of the cause and people of Kashmir.”

Patient undergoing bypass surgery at SDM Hospital Dharwad requires O-ve blood urgently. Contact Shankar at 09620747271. #Hubli @tweet4blood