"Usable" doesn't justify "ugly."

1997: "Word out in the Macwarez scene is that pirates shouldn't copy Apple's OS8…Apple so desperately needs the money." http://t.co/7emUJ8bJ

"...AND THEY'VE FAILED MISERABLY." - Phil Schillah, the Killah

Just passed a Google Self-Driving Car, validating that robot drivers are boring, law-abiding bitches.

Think Mail 5.0 threading would be better if it included the related messages you sent? Give this a try. http://t.co/vOdvdWG

Absentmindedly opened a post titled '105-Year-Old Woman Says Bacon Is Key To Longevity.' Brain, you had so much potential.

Two really great short films about pervasive, augmented reality. Sight and PLAY: http://t.co/Tf1chA8z http://t.co/aR7d43js

Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route / I prefer MapQuest, that's a good one too / Apple maps is the best, TRUE THAT DOUBLE TRUE.

Have you downloaded this free Apple product vector yet? It's seriously awesome. http://t.co/DLv2p8Qm

There's no way to say "we don't serve mimosas yet" that doesn't sound condescending.

I could never love a man who didn't love emoji.

"Here's a cute bird! Here's something you can tear out of a cute bird to make your own bird noises!" #haunting http://t.co/vRPqzjyK

Check out Sweden's Hotel of Treehouses. Kind of breathtaking. Booking a ticket? http://t.co/3wPdLAl

Slow news day at Business Insider.

http://t.co/d4DwWzw9 may actually be the nicest place on the internet.

I'm out of topical design/Apple/Siri tweets, so here's a photo of a baby chimp bottle-feeding a baby tiger. http://t.co/0kH4rqKo

Cards: it's uncanny when you watch an Apple keynote and can actually hear the tiny whimper of startups pivoting.

Typing CSS too fast leads to things like "position: absolutely;" ...yeah.

Things I love about the Internet: it's not closed on the weekend.

iPhone 5, the great upper-middle class equalizer. http://t.co/0o071TDE