@i_never_rhyme @pulmyears something about a quadrantchum of vaginade.

@pulmyears @i_never_rhyme that's the best thing anyone could've said in response to that, Paul.

I want to watch Major Dad.

A hot bowl of bear meat or your enemy's skull, split.

@pulmyears my kinda night!

twin high maintenance machines.

@pulmyears No. You're twitter, Paul.

@joshmalina can you just hurry up and be in all of the upcoming TV shows and movies already? thanks!

Just saw @stevenpage @johnroderick and @jonathancoulton sing "Feel Like Makin' Love" so I can finally cross that off my bucket list!

Ambien + FaceTime. @lalisa, we are awesome. "Is that mayonnaise?!"

She's so awesome. http://t.co/qL4tih8y

@stevenpage legitimately has one of the best voices & NOT TO MENTION some of the utterly best songwriting skills in the goddamned music biz.

Christine's dancing men. http://t.co/F5c6HxXE

everyone best be tuning in to watch @guster on @conanobrien tonight! #teamguster

@eringoboro i once got a concussion on a tuba. #beatthat

pretty excellent john darnielle interview about the new mountain goats record: http://kl.am/33n7

i have no use for these but think they're kind of awesome. http://kl.am/vhP

RT (via @es_baby) for people who are new to #clothdiapers http://bit.ly/kzatB click & dl PDF for larger view. just a bare bones overview.

I am pretty sure my father just used a blowtorch to cook a hotdog.

allergies are eating my skull.