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A poem for an autumn morning: Can there be anything in the world so perfect and sweet, as planning out 140 characters in a well written twee
Oh, thank goodness you came along! I was just standing by the elevator _hoping_ it would come get me. Good thing you hit that button.
What does it take to get a star from you people? Mildly insightful comments peppered with "fuck" and "shit" under the guise of an old man?
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Dear girl peeling out in her magenta Tracker blaring Madonna's "Express Yourself" audible through the soft-top: we should be together.
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Is there a limit to how many of a person's hairs can turn gray in one day? I'm asking for a friend. Who just looked in the mirror.
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I'm just glad this Jay Leno fellow gets a second week before they cancel him. It's a tough lesson, but show business isn't for everyone.
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It may be wrong how I justify my actions by pointing to others who do the same. But lots of people do that, too, so it's cool.
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Just finished off Thanksgiving leftovers. I know they were a little old, but I like to make them last. Now on to THIS year's leftovers!
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Whoa whoa whoa - that $8 wine needs to BREATHE. Or at least, I dunno, shake it up a little first. OK, it's ready. Gimme.
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Once I leave the office, I really wish there was a way to disconnect from all the stress that my clients cause me. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, BEER.
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I'm being held hostage by my couch using techniques such as an iPhone and threat of being productive ALERT AUTHORITIES (and send Cheetos)
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After Sunday dinner at my folks, my leftovers were left out all day. My question: is it safe to ask my mom to make the pot roast again?
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Not sure of the appropriate response to your neighbor telling you she found a man jerkin' in the parking lot, but my reaction was not it.
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