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"No man, this isn't gonna be gay. Just think of it as a Brojob..."
I hope your account gets hacked by someone funnier.
What did O say to Q?
"Dude, zip up your pants."
When I see your face, there ain't a thing I would change...
Except for the direction I'm walking in.
I wrote 'justice' on my mom's grocery list.
let's see what she does.
My life is like a sitcom that keeps being renewed and it's really not funny.
Faving your own tweets is like giving yourself a high five in a mirror.. .
I'm trapped inside an IKEA.
And they told me that I had to build the exit :(
if i didn't want to restart my computer 10 minutes ago I don't want to do it now.
I'm sorry to say this... but... some of you guys are not so raven :(
If God had a Twitter account, I bet he would tweet and complain about losing followers too.
My roommate's room smells strongly of musk, and semen.
I need to stop jerking off in his room.
Im kinda glad to not get a lot of TOTD Trophy's here on FavStar, because I'd HATE to be forced to come up with a witty response on the spot.
"I have FEELINGS, you know! So fuck you too!" - Monday.
It's funny how people aren't.
Gay Porn in HD
crystal queer quality.
Hey, Instagram... you're telling me that taking pictures of flowers and lawn-chairs is considered deep, right?
My printer just had a very colorful orgasm over my hands.
One of my gay friends just got an actual girlfriend.
This is the right time for someone to throw a pig into the air.
i tweet with otter-correct. I like playing hard to pet. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/nathanotter