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Waterfall = Marching troops past a sniper because the requirements doc said to take that route. Agile = Kill the sniper.
"Never trust a skinny chef." == "Never trust a creative director on Windows XP." (Or agency w/ all-Flash site in 2011)
Do people do "air quotes" in the UK? Since they use single quotes, doesn't that just look like shooting guns in the air?
3 year old son: "Daddy, I need a hooker…"
— Me: "You what?"
— Son: "…to hook these trains together."
— Me: "Oh!" (phew)