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Those who use the word "promiscuity" are just jealous
Twitter: where functional alcoholics, sexually frustrated loners, and morbidly curious stalkers all unite for an eternal party of debauchery
If you weren't such a prude you'd have more fun
The real walk of shame is when someone you know sees you leaving a McDonalds.
I used to have a halo. I lost it somewhere around age 15. I hope I never find it again, these horns fit perfect ;-)
I'm definitely the drunkest person in this shopping cart right now
Hell is just you in a 9x9 jail cell with a drunk Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher
Is vodka a food group yet
My band is called 1023MB. We haven't had any gigs yet.
All politicians/pundits, repeat after me: nothing is comparable to Hitler, ever, for any reason. Saying so will always make u look stupid.
Twitter: where weird is normal and normal is wierd.
Helium walks into a bar.
Bartender: "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
He doesn't react.
My neighbor is drunk and semi-undressed on the porch. So it must be a normal Thursday.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers please!"
I'm giving up my innocence for lent
Things that shouldn't be taboo: sex. Politics. Religion. In fact they should be talked about much more openly. Dialogue makes us smarter.
Morals? What are those for?
If Jesus returns I bet he will only date models
A woman with a hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac or slut. A man with the same condition is called a man.
Lol I nabbed the famous @NatSecWonk handle. A footnote to a footnote to history!