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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    Those who use the word "promiscuity" are just jealous

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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    Twitter: where functional alcoholics, sexually frustrated loners, and morbidly curious stalkers all unite for an eternal party of debauchery

    • 13
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    If you weren't such a prude you'd have more fun

    • 13
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    The real walk of shame is when someone you know sees you leaving a McDonalds.

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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    I used to have a halo. I lost it somewhere around age 15. I hope I never find it again, these horns fit perfect ;-)

    • 12
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    I'm definitely the drunkest person in this shopping cart right now

    • 12
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    Hell is just you in a 9x9 jail cell with a drunk Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher

    • 9
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    Is vodka a food group yet

    • 11
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsi Pop. (Related: I'm good in bed.)

    • 8
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    My band is called 1023MB. We haven't had any gigs yet.

    • 7
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    I'm just gonna put it out there. What the world really needs is more bisexuals.

    • 7
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    I'm definitely the drunkest person in this public library right now

    • 7
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    All politicians/pundits, repeat after me: nothing is comparable to Hitler, ever, for any reason. Saying so will always make u look stupid.

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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    Twitter: where weird is normal and normal is wierd.

    • 6
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    Flaunt it if ya got it

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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    Behind the curtain of the slut shaming phenomenon is the cultural contradiction we have of celebrating and stigmatizing sex simultaneously.

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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    Helium walks into a bar.

    Bartender: "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

    He doesn't react.

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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    My neighbor is drunk and semi-undressed on the porch. So it must be a normal Thursday.

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  • NatSecWonk
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  • NatSecWonk
      Lizzy @NatSecWonk

    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers please!"

    • 5
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@NatSecWonk

@NatSecWonk

Lol I nabbed the famous @NatSecWonk handle. A footnote to a footnote to history!