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I'm 27 and eating easy mac in my bed in my pajamas afraid to go in my kitchen because of a dead bug. I'm now accepting marriage proposals.
I showed my parents the "rainbow glasses" for my after school kids. Mom: "Why didn't we have these growing up?" Dad: "We had acid."
Creep on brightkite: "are you christian?" Me: "No." Him: "so you are pagan?" Me: "Yes, because that's the only other option. Asshat."
Odd. 25 years later and my jumping up and down yelling "I want chocolate milk!" still gets the same reaction from my mom.
I got 15 bucks that says you don't know what I'm wearing. That's a trick question. I don't have 15 bucks. And I'm naked. #(.)(.)
Email from one of my student's parents: "...any other questions or problems let me no." At least their kid is getting an education.
What goes up but doesn't come down? The blinds in my bathroom. Hi, neighbors. See you from the shower.
Pretty sure I just gave a maintenance man a concussion for trying to walk into my apartment WITHOUT FUCKING KNOCKING!
My brother just came by to tell me the more efficient ways to kill someone with less jail time. Oh, and have me forge some documents.
If you google my name, the first hit is #brownfriendlulz. I win the internet. Also, need to change my name so I can get a job.
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