I like the tension. Without it, there'd be no angst, suspense, or anticipation; balloons would be sad to hold, and no one would fly kites.

Sometimes you say things that I didn't even know I was struggling to find the words to express. And you just say them. Like they're nothing.

I don't regret anything I've deleted.

Loving someone the way they are makes every mistake they've made up until then completely worth it.

I neglect strategically whilst I care wholeheartedly.

I'm a sucker for a man with an accent, but a swallower for a man with a brilliant mind.


And an accent.

Sometimes all you need to make a bad situation into a good one is a different filter through which to view it.

It's my fault we didn't work out. I should've interrupted you when you were talking about yourself to tell you more about me.

I'd like an entendre, please. Make it a double.

My funniest joke is the one where I bring workout clothes with me when I go on vacation.

I won't need the lube if you've got enough books in your room.

Next time you decide to be vicious to someone, consider that they may not be mentally strong enough to get past it. Things may end badly.

Show me a guy who isn't an asshole, and I'll show you twenty girls who wouldn't date him.

I don't call it a vocabulary; it's an arsenal the way I use it.

Lebron didn't put up a single point in the last four minutes of the game. Typical.

My feet are so sore. I think I need to go home, relax, get a foot massage, and stop kicking people while they're down.

I turned off my radio, and it still played Gotye.

There are worse things than being far away from the one you love, like sleeping next to someone you don't.

Calmly asking a guilty party a few select questions will always result in them accusing you of blowing things out of proportion.

Sometimes life really is an unfathomable mystery, like that second L in Lloyd.