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I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas.
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I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like porn bots and spam.
I do not like your follow scam.
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
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I am not bitter, I am resentful. There is a difference. One may be resentful and still taste great.
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I don't celebrate the Jewish New Year. I'm still upset about what they did to my penis.
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Yelling "Fuck this!" and storming out of the office loses some impact when you are working from home. It still feels good though.
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"I pity the Flu" - Mr. T Cell
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Some people rake leaves, others blow them. I prefer the flamethrower, its fun for the whole neighborhood.
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I made macaroni and cheese from scratch, with real cheese. It cost about $18.00. Now I can only afford the Kraft kind. I’m the Irony Chef.
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All things considered, it is more like a dick of corn than an ear of corn.
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After intensive research I have determined that there is no type of juice that a double shot of vodka doesn't improve.
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I wanted to be the voice of reason, but settled for being the murmur of excuse.
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So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn't even have to happen at all.
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Doing caffeine. The gateway drug to consciousness.
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My vegetarian friend could not understand why I brought a bottle of catsup on our hiking trip. “In case we get lost.” He’s slow. Tasty slow.
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One nice thing about not having kids is a house full of unbroken crap.
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Insanity; not just a defense, its a lifestyle too.™
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Drinking coffee, jerking off, catching up on Twitter and listening to music. It’s impressive to be this busy and still get nothing done.
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My Christmas tree looks like it was decorated with the shotgun set to 'whore'.
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One typo in Penisylvania and you're fucked.
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