#thingsthatenragerepublicans oxygen because it's freely available + isn't owned by any corporations yet

is amanda bynes losing it, or is she so sane, smart, & angry at celebrity culture that she's decided to deconstruct & destroy it from within

rt if your twitter is mostly dedicated to camouflaging sincere beliefs and emotions in jokes bc you're scared of being exposed & vulnerable

each of the meteors that will hit earth in next 24 hours will contain a tiny space pope. the ones that survive will merge into a superpope

I JUST MET YOU / AND THIS IS CRAAAZY / BUT TIME EXISTS AS A FROZEN AXIS OF INDETERMINATE EXPERIENCE / SO CALL ME MAYBE

ten years ago we had frank ocean, kitty pryde and based god. now we have no oceans, no pride and no god

I Love You But I've Chosen Being Too Scared To Leave My Apartment

do a thing even if it kills you, because the alternative is you die slow and hollow

i am literally floating above a walmart and sneering at the people inside using my disembodied godlike voice. what now obama. what now biden

Life of Pi except instead of a tiger there's a sloth and instead of a raft there's a comfy bed and instead of water there's nutella

bro, do you even cry

every time a sad teen tweets a cryptic line of poetry, an angel gets its wings

despite all my rage i am still just anne hathaway

level up! you got +3 in self-loathing, +5 demotivation! you opened up 5% of the world map! the couch is now available to you! save progress?

#WhitePeopleActivities self-deprecating racial humor that perversely and subtly establishes white people as the master race

i texted this girl and she didnt text me back probably bc she's so intimidated
by how cool and refreshingly unique i am

a limbless, bloody, overtly sexualized female torso is the perfect symbol for the sad "bro's club" video game industry of 2k13

why isn't there something called a "hibernation party" where everyone comes over and brings tons of blankets and you hibernate for a weekend

HEY I JUST MET YOU / YOUR TOILETS CRAAAZY / BUT IM A PLUMBER /

how to be a grownup: i wrote a thing about that onion article that made you want to jump off a cliff  http://beingagrownup.org/post/45914835874/how-to-work-on-passion-projects-while-still-having-a …