You, I and @sekoulumumba. “@brianhopecomedy: I'd be the guy right before Conclave asking, "Is there WiFi?".”

@robynpalmer1 is that what's caught in my teeth?

Playing in Burlington tonight with the now partially German @chriskchambers over at The Purple Heather @purpleheathergp. We start at 9!

@liamkilleen not bad. I'm just sitting at a bar drinking alone.

You guys friends, @muffy_star ? “@torrami: There's a repairman in my house so, naturally, I put on a robe and some whoreliner.”

@milosangelov @liamkilleen start with this first, champ. pic.twitter.com/ZrH6UUB5wd

Or their originals at a party. “@torrami: A Witness Protection Program for every time someone asks you to listen to a song”

We all have friends and family affected by Hurricane Sandy. Donate if you can. RT @rbolanbass: Please Help  http://youtu.be/VduN-b8U1BE 

Chances are good. “@shitgirlssay: Was I super annoying last night?”

So I just rented a Bixi. That cancels out anything remotely cool that I've done within the last five years.

Always a delight to run into @pilotjoel. Summer is here. Let the festival reunions begin. Thanks for a great time @timchaisson and the b'ys

Yoga is really great if you like farting and loosing your balance.

Playing The Genie Awards (@thegenieawards) tonight with @johnnyreid. Airs at 8 pm local time on CBC. #FireItUp

My phone is now on and accepting drunk texts up until 7 am tomorrow. Select winners will receive increasingly unintelligible responses.

Or spill her guts to the media. RT @mypolishface: At least she won't bruise. RT @chrisbrown: Making out with my boo! http://t.co/NQZvMiiR

Playing the Quinte Ex in Belleville tonight with @chadbrownlee

Then me. RT @robdelaney: Did anyone I have a crush on's husband or boyfriend die in the earthquake? DM me.

Finally!!! http://yfrog.com/gz17066072j RT @nickspears: If you have sleep apnea you are totally invited to my Star Wars sleepover.

The tweet that unknowingly announced the raid on OBL. “@reallyvirtual: Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).”

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