@thatoneguy well maybe these games will hel- I FORGOT TO FUCKING SET STEAM ON OFFLINE MODE.

I don't want a restart button, my past makes me who I am. But a debug button wouldn't be such a bad idea.

I'd say, "I'm going to get shit done today!" but then the internet would punch me in the face and say "NOPE."

 https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/fLc2d  is where you can donate. He needs $2k and he's about a quarter of the way there. RT and let's kick #crohns ass!

@shoeofallcosmos My dad had the same mindset. The only reason he learned to cook basic things is because my mother forced him.

So until then I will claim my higher power as being the universe, because it has always been around and it made Earth possible.

@jesus_m_christ well... you did die for our sins... I may as well make your sacrifice worth it.

@shoeofallcosmos Sorry Dog, Cat isn't here. This is Horse.

It's 2:30. I have class at 10:20... I took a nap... so who cares.

@joannasaline -innocent whistle-

http://t.co/N8uICYp8 It's like apples to apples, but with gifs

@pueblokc Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

@fake_dispatch Jesus promised the end of the wicked. Odin promised the end of the ice giants. I DON'T SEE ANY ICE GIANTS AROUND. Do you?

(Read: me)

@shoeofallcosmos THIS IS CAT. FUCK YOU DOG.

Corporations should never be given the same rights as a human.

I dislike headaches. I mean I really hate them.

#thingsthatshouldbebanned Justin Bieber tweets

http://bit.ly/rpPanJ It's a shame that Steve Jobs is too much of a douchebag to help the government.

I am listing the things Muslims innovated, by the way. #blamethemuslims for the first university.