@braingamemayhem Makes sense, since I believe "relying on ignorance" is effectively the core of A-B's business model.

Just met another @cardinals fan here in #Honolulu! Go Redbirds!

@gangstadubbin You would brag, too, if you completed an AA program before reaching puberty.

@gangstadubbin Those are the best kind! (both #dreams *and* #friends)

@gangstadubbin I usually just prefer "You fucking stink, don't come back over here, *please*."

@gangstadubbin Sounds Old Testament.

@gangstadubbin That's nothin', mine says "I <3 My Sponsor."

@gangstadubbin Argh, "in a support group I found" was supposed to be the joke until either I or my phone spazzed and tweeted a typo. #dammit

@gangstadubbin Wasn't me, I haven't been drunk since Monday.

@gangstadubbin Good for you! It's so unhealthy to skip breakfast.

Why do I end up in so many #racial arguments with other white people? #whiteguilt

@robot_banana @tyranosorusbex @gangstadubbin Can I get in on this somehow?

As a great philosopher once said, COOKIE COOKIE #COOKIE!

@gangstadubbin Reminds me of this:  http://m.xkcd.com/414/  #xkcd

I'd like to reiterate how wonderful it is to be able to go to the grocery store without having to check my balance first. #studentloans

Wisdom from the Weekend: Sleep depravation and alcohol are an inadvisable combination. #protip

"Low balance alert"? Thanks for reminding me that $0 counts as "low." #broke

Never let it be said that physicists can't find ass. #ForScience http://t.co/a56dta7J

I realize that last tweet makes me sounds like an asshole, but God, being broke can be an infuriating experience.

Life is good.