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I really want Taco Bell and I'm sober.
This guy just asked me to be his girlfriend, so I said no. Clearly there must be something wrong with him.
I don't usually wake up early but when I do it's for coachella 2014 presale tickets
Doggy style because you don't see it cumming.
See what I did there.
I'll sit on your face while I drink a beer.
Mormons are knocking at my door and I'm not wearing pants. I'm about to change their religion.
Sex is only fun when you do it with fun people
I asked my dad where I got my big lips from, I'm the only one in my family and he said I was going to be born a gorilla
After I work out I sit in my sweatiness for about an hour if anyone still thinks I'm sexy
My tits do not want to stay inside of this r2d2 swim suite :(
Kyle Lippert rhymes with no one cares
I want an ice cream sundae with sprinkles and chocolate syrup but mostly i want sex.
I'm out of weed I'm calling 911
I can lick my toe, what can you do? Instagram: nerdsrockk