I really want Taco Bell and I'm sober.

This guy just asked me to be his girlfriend, so I said no. Clearly there must be something wrong with him.

@karenitzel4 @erick1006 @dthedeer @theebreee I luv u guys.

@raiderkelly that's fucking far

I don't usually wake up early but when I do it's for coachella 2014 presale tickets

Doggy style because you don't see it cumming.

Get it.

See what I did there.

Best lighter ever pic.twitter.com/9btECpdU6I

@irandumbs 2late

I'll sit on your face while I drink a beer.

Mormons are knocking at my door and I'm not wearing pants. I'm about to change their religion.

Sex is only fun when you do it with fun people

I asked my dad where I got my big lips from, I'm the only one in my family and he said I was going to be born a gorilla
:(

@irandumbs WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT ANYMORE WHAT ARE YOU 8 YEARS OLD?!

After I work out I sit in my sweatiness for about an hour if anyone still thinks I'm sexy

Hi, I'm arturito.  http://instagram.com/p/ZfDfeYNTlS/ 

My tits do not want to stay inside of this r2d2 swim suite :(

Kyle Lippert rhymes with no one cares

@_deanskii 4 the nudez

I want an ice cream sundae with sprinkles and chocolate syrup but mostly i want sex.

I'm out of weed I'm calling 911