Considering starting a blog with the sole purpose of writing love letters to food.

'My feet are cold. Sno me gusta.' - at least I make myself laugh

RT @cathal0driscoll When someone annoys you everything they say becomes another excuse to flay the flesh from their filthy heathen skeleton.

Not bothered about Freshers. Excited to finally stop with all of these empty pleasantries and reveal my true, caustic, bitchy colours though

@cassit Cassi, I'm going to get you a mirror for your birthday so you can enjoy yourself in HD.

I don't want to go outside. Why do you want me to go outside? Outside is dirty.

fuck revision i have more important things to do like design my dream house on sims bye

uuugh past self you have got to stop sleeping with your contacts in man your eyeballs are going to fall out

@and_mur Thank you, minion. From now on, you will be...Underarm Wary.

A house elf is intercepting my mail. That is the only plausible reason I can think of for not being invited to explore Pottermore.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that 2 dinners is better than one.

The only thing I have taken away from this week's Doctor Who is that Amy Pond has Twitter. Someone link me to this shit.

Sorry Twitter friends, @and_mur and I got a little overexcited. Please direct all inquiries to our wedding planner @dowhatsamsays

@and_mur I love you.

I don't do FFs, nor is it Friday. But I am so filled with love and wine that I feel like you need to check out @dowhatsamsays and @and_mur.

@dowhatsamsays ...Should we be scared, or?

'Did you get something done to your hair? It looks so different!' 'I brushed it.'

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME JKR I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU

fuck friends i have biscuits

@and_mur That's absurd. You're absurd.