@never_tell's (Gone Underground) most faved Tweets...
I sit in awe of this paperclip. Its elegant design & beauty make it one of man's most magnificent creations!
This marijuana is good too.
This marijuana is good too.
I find that reading a book while I'm on the exercise bike keeps me distracted from the guilt of not pedaling.
Don't you hate it when your boxers twist & pinch you in sensitive places?
I'm asking for a friend. Two, actually.
I'm asking for a friend. Two, actually.
Some say Hannibal Lecter became a cannibal because he liked the rhyming nickname.
That doesn't bode well for my friend, Jim Fumguzzler.
That doesn't bode well for my friend, Jim Fumguzzler.
Is there anyone on Twitter responsible for enforcing limits on font jokes? Or are we strictly sans-sheriff?
#peopleapparentlylikefontjokes
#peopleapparentlylikefontjokes
No matter how far I go in life; no matter how hard I try; I'll never be good enough for the guest towels.
If you could interpret someone's back acne like Braille bumps, I bet it would always be something about what a great personality they have.
If you see poop on the ground outside, you can assume a dog did it. If you see it on your doctor's office floor, you don't have that luxury.
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Testing the South African track star's gender will take several weeks? I once rode a subway where mine was verified 3 times in ten minutes.
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Rumor: iTunes will add e-books for Apple's upcoming tablet device. Can't wait to see the ads with colorful silhouettes of people reading!
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When grocery stores try to sell me Jello snacks past their expiration date, I find it very off-pudding.
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