Is there a Twitter feed that just aggregates everyone's tweets about being at the gym? SO interesting!!

There is a strange phenomenon where people think that their opinion matters. I promise you, your opinion rarely to never matters.

I hate being needy. But I NEED more attention.

I'm too slutty for school

We all started out as twinks.

Would you still love me if I didn't have a beard?

Heart ache is a true disease

I got a hat from @afafard for my birthday! pic.twitter.com/u9AAuFzqzM

I bet Taylor Swift is really fun to do drugs with. #grammys

Muscles are so boring.

DTF

Tell me about how you don't eat carbs. It's so interesting.

Just learned that calling the customer service woman a bitch does not get you better service.

I get an unecessary amount of attention b/c my nails are painted orange. Our world is so boring.

FEELING SLUTZY!!!!

The only way to deal with fucked up people is to be more fucked up than them

I once met a guy who didn't know who Keith Haring was, yet I still had sex with him. I have no values.

A new mix for all my brothers:  https://soundcloud.com/scooterto/brothers …

I really hate congratulations for getting pregnant, engaged, or married. Congratulations for making the choices you want in life, ok.

I'll never understand why people want photos of themselves at parties. No thanks.