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I love following someone that does not follow back. Makes me feel like I’m still married.
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My inner voice is giving me the silent treatment.
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Ok Twitter I am finding it difficult to get any work done with you lurking over my shoulder.
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Ok who stole my baseball bat? How can I be expected to motivate people without a bat?
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Would like to re-open the discussion that concluded “drinking is not the answer.” I believe new evidence shows it’s the only answer.
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Noticed that 80% of my stars are from women. Thanks ladies. Dudes if you don’t start giving out stars I’m going to start dating your sister.
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My ex wife was a dirty fighter but unlike Mike Tyson she would never bite your ear off. Nope, she wants you to hear every word.
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Yes I’m being inspiration today. I’m way too hung over to be funny. For funny check back after I find my pants and the owner of this goat.
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Yes step mother by my star count it does appear I have no talent. By the way how are your sons, still in Jail?
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If work finds performance enhancing drugs in my drug test do you think I will get a raise, maybe a nice performance bonus?
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Your voice annoys the hell out of me but your breasts have my attention.
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You know getting my laundry done did not give me the feeling of fulfillment I was expecting. Maybe a Grey Goose and something will…
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Apparently Miami Beach is taking over for Vegas as the fake breast capital of the World. Not that I noticed, I mean I was there for work.
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I’m watching Jurassic Park and this angry T-Rex sure reminds me of my ex-wife. I sure miss the fangs and the screams of the innocent.
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Promotional consideration for tonight brought to you by an overload of Norepinephrine & Dopamine. Good Times.
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Sunday to-do list; Item 1) Make to do list. Item 2) Take nap. I think that's enough overachieving for the day.
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Was on the road. If I change lanes then she changes lanes then me then her then me then her. That’s 4play right?
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If the voices in my head were my personal board of directors I'd fire them all for being incompetent & massive inappropriate behavior.
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My stepmother thinks I need to find a woman more like her. So now I'm looking for an alcoholic, chain smoker that tells me how much I suck.
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Stop taunting me with your stars, no I don’t have star envy. By the way have you seen the size of my??????????????
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