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You might be the best mommy ever if you have said "no more popsicles your daddy is getting McDonald's".
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Psssttt.. Wanna know a secret. @Ryan_please is only offering protection in the prison shower because he wants you all for himself.
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I need me some new whore boots.
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According to facebook all of the losers are back from shopping... We can leave now honey.
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Ohhh god... I come from white trash. Seriously. You would never believe the stories i have.
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Damn it easy open pouch, why must you be so hard to open.
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Teaching 11 how to cook might be a good idea, if I didn't have to eat what she made.
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Dear oil-olay, your commercial anti-wrinkle cream would be more convincing if personal testimony actor didn't have age 24 under her.
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8 just said "11 you know what viagra's for" "it makes your sex more appealing". Thanks Bob Dole now I get to explain ED to my children.
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4 just fired me... I was planning on quitting anyway, the hours and money suck.
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I'm arguing with 4 regarding him drinking a pepsi at 9pm.... I'm so going to win this one!!!!
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My solution for the current airline situation: everyone disrobes at security gate and is handed an airline issued snuggie.
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I need more followers who give stars.
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8 yo son's pet nicknames include coitus interruptus and Oedipus.
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Dear universe, please make my daughter's Taylor Swift phase pass quickly...
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Ahhh, i've accomplished so much. Ignored 50 farmville invites - check. Showered - check. Put on underwear - check.
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4 made a bracelet out of twisty ties and duct tape for my birthday... He's the best!
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8 "12x12 is 144, right mom... RIGHT MOM... Huh, is it?... Right mom". Ummm doesn't he know it is too early for math.
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8 just removed duct tape from the kitten's leg.... Thus destroying my morning entertainment.
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Talking to my sister is like talking to a wall. A really stupid one that talks back.
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