So many people I graduated high school with look so used and abused. I think I look better now. I was an ugly mofo back then. 🙈

David Phelps navigated his way through yesterday's game without his best stuff. He's taking big strides into securing that #5 spot.

Writing a blog post a day in advance is so much easier than rushing to get one done. Why didn't I think of this sooner?

It was a fun season to be a #Knicks fan. It's been a long time since we've been able to say that. This team made us proud.

At least J.R. Smith can resume his all-night clubbing with a clear conscience now.

Perfect day at the beach... #bikini #summersalmosthere #miami #miamibeach #instagood #fun #gorgeous  http://instagram.com/p/Zd8dwNuxuN/ 

Final score: #Yankees 7, Blue Jays 2. That's a 27-16 mark for your 1st-place Yanks!

It's funny how I thought it would be annoying for the Yankees to play the Blue Jays so much so soon. I can admit when I'm wrong.

8K's for Phelps. Ivan Nova's DL trip may have come at just the right time for David Phelps. #WindowsOfOpportunity

Many fans were upset when the Yankees signed Kuroda. How do you guys feel now?

#yankeesthebest #canadatheworst

Another day, another Yankees player on the DL ;(

Promised my bf I would quit twitter but I can't!! Uhg what's wrong with meee😖

Guys definitely check me out more when I'm ovulating. #random #biology 👀

Anthony Weiner considering a run for NYC mayor. Hopefully this time, the run is not down the side of his leg...

All those other men, they were practice 🙊

Lazy afternoon before work.
I need movie time... pic.twitter.com/09iYh3y0lA

Kneeling on the rug with my mouth opened wide AH AH AHA AH AHA AH AHA!

For Those Shocked By The Obama Scandals – Remember When Valerie Jarrett Said THIS…  http://tinyurl.com/b4kwe77  #tcot

I always follow favstar people who follow me because they are more likely to interact. And that's why I'm here Bitches. Interaction.