#HowToPissOffAZimbo Ask them which part of South Africa, Harare is in...

#TwimbosBeLike Off to a bring and share lunch ( Bringing myself, sharing other's lunches)

Jesus at the centre of it all, Nothing else matters, nothing in world will do....

"@dannythatguy: We still haven't made glow-in-the-dark textbooks #ZESA #WhyTheyFailedOLevels" loool

@mssmilesobright @dannythatguy I was told is meant to be ''wow''.-_- , #twimbos sometimes..lol

#JanuaryDisease Inviting yourself to people's houses for food. #ThatOneHama type tendecies

#JanuaryDisease Reminiscing about the mombe that was killed kumusha, wishing you'd brought back more

“@begottensun: Some guy sold this "English" text book to my mrs? LMFAO "Alphabert" pic.twitter.com/Jx3ywJKl” lol

Very interesting documentary on BBC 1 called 'Why poverty' .

God is so much bigger than this.

#No36 smells like Christmas :)

“@tendaijoe: If you could speak 3 different languages besides those you speak now, what would they be?” Portuguese, Xhosa and Swahili

"@funnyortruth: Just imagine, Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating." This!!

I'd like to apologise to my non-#twimbo folk..the next couple of hours or tweets/retweets might not make any sense #comedythursday

Ahahahahahahaha RT @babygrace: Looooool! Ehhh RT @meshachade: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO *TEARS* http://t.co/9cZTeWi4

#ZimbosAreReallyGoodAt Crying when they get to the gate at a funeral apa on the way there they are laughing and chatting normally.

#ThingsYouShouldNeverSayToAZimbo It's not actually pronounced like that..

#MillionDollarIdeas A machine that can override the ZESA load-shedding system.

2 of our Zim athletes are competing today in the rowing. Jamie at 12:50 and Micheen at 13.40 :) #TeamZIM :D

#MasterChefZimbabwe Starter : matemba Main: Rice and Chicken Dessert : Lacto