Dude came cruising down the hill, sitting on his skateboard, and stopped at the bus stop. "Sup? I'm the bus. Want a lift?"

depression can be so boring sometimes

hai internet, lookit my cat http://t.co/7vuZO6g0

Photo: guineapiggies: http://tumblr.com/xoi2r804hi

Aircon, wifi, and good coffee all at once... where, Brisbane?

excuse me, hello, yes, @lenaphyte singing total control at karaoke was one of the most meaningful moments of my life, thank you for asking

wolf-whistled by a nice old lady as soon as I step outside is not a bad way to start my day

don’t wanna brag, but I just met @bluemilk

omg Brisbane twitter worlds collide!!!! @_cakehugs_ @_xiola pic.twitter.com/ZhxiUM7emp

“Add a dab of lavender to milk; leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.” - ay, truer words never been spoke

@kissability oh they look the same as a spotted python, but with more fashion awareness

@kissability a polka dot python

would a snake suit me?

one of our chickens has taught itself to climb stairs and sits at the back door observing human behaviour

@kissability reminds me of kreayshawn, but with a lot more of a teen princess feel, which is basically my identity right now

@kissability i can't even gauge how much better this is than the sample. it's off the scale.

Phil Elverum signed my album in red lipstick <3

@withabang unrelated: you are my 69th follower

@withabang 2012: the return of 2011 (both have been terrible years for me)

@itsthom GUIs are so pre-singularity