Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Pretty sure an endorsement from me would just lose you followers.
My kids' summer vacation just started, so yes. Obviously I'm drinking.
Parking isn't the only fucking thing I do sloppy, fellas.
(I also suck at folding clothes & doing my hair.)
Sure hope these beer goggles make this morning's kindergarten graduation more entertaining.
Gee, thanks for the offer Amazon, but no. I think I'll fucking pass on sharing with Facebook my recent anal lube purchase.
Inappropriate Mom of 4. I make shit. Usually messes, but sometimes art. I follow funny and I won't DM fuck you. I've got my fucking hands full over here.