@_kingrod @msbrwnskincutie ummmm isn't his avatar false advertisement??? Put those magnums back in the box they don't fit lmao!

@brecurry hol on slow ya roll junk in the trunk...speed bump rump..can I takes a peeeeyeeeyeeeak lmao

@brecurry -_____- #teamlesbian

I meant ARENT RT @kineticaldummy: Very true.. RT @nicholetubbs: @kineticaldummy all relationships are about sex

I hate ppl that always have something smart to say

RT @stevesminivan Super bowl commercials have been a let down so far.

Apparently "excuse me" isn't a part of the english language anymore -______-

RT @lildip_dreamboi #ImProudToSay ain ever gotten a disease in my LIFE! #ThankyaJesus <--#cosign

Why do people lie? Lol I don't get it...especially to their "friends" its never that serious...

RT @youamessrellb "I wanna see some ass, but I aint got no cash, got deese Burgers for u, hope dat make you dance..." <--lmaoooooooooo!

Coughing sneezing and all that madness...my nose burns...only the right nostril...my throat burns and I can't even fall asleep

Hey its 1/1/11 that's kinda cool :)

RT @jooniefamousndy police are out deeeep tonight " hide yo drinks hide yo tree! " <--lmao

i feel a way of something beyond them
i don't see what i can feel
if vision is the only validation
then most of my life isn't real

#Celebperfumes DARK KISS -westley snipes lmao

Let your neeeeeew life begin! Call 1-800-get-thin!! I hate this commercial

RT @mrsroxxanne #TheresAlwaysThatOnePerson that sings "ink my whole body" .. But only has 1 tattoo.. <--lmfaoooooooo!

It scares me when I look up and the person across from me is staring directly into my eyes...and doesn't brake the stare

@djcinemax yes males only please lol i wanna get the sign from the mens restroom tatted on my stomach lolll jk

i heard a girl say she looked like nicki minaj today and was proud...nicki is pretty but why would you brag about bein a look alike? o_0