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ATTENTION TEEN GIRLS: I AM NOT NICK JONAS.

Sorry, you want to do *what* to him?

ATTENTION TEEN GIRLS: I AM NICK JONAS.

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"What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS? A bitch who will FIND YOU." Grandma says to say I didn't hear this from her.

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I told my mom that success wouldn't change me. She started crying. "Why the hell not?"

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What does Gene Shalit wear when he needs to comically disguise himself?

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Sure, at first you love your Bose surround sound. And then you watch some movies where people knock on doors.

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When fat people get tattoos, they're kind of committing not to lose weight.

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Oh shit you guys, Iran cracked down on the protestors! MAKE YOUR ICONS GREENER

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Condoms are for pussies.

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You've got synesthesia, see what I'm saying?

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Oh, I know what an attention whore is! An attention whore is someone getting more attention than me.

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Brethren, sistren, let us gather on the last day of Twitter, for verily Oprah doth approach, and her people shall bring the Whale of Fail.

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Twitter for Dummies? Thought we just called it Facebook.

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Gosh, I hope #saveballoonboy works as well as changing our icons to green did.

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Traffic jam outside my window. Thank god everyone is pushing the "make things go faster" button in the middle of the steering wheel.

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"The apostrophe key does not mean 'Holy shit, here comes an S!'"

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Not now, penis! We have work to do!

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I'm glad to announce I'll soon be publishing a magazine entirely made of @nick messages meant for Nick Jonas.

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I know about fluoride, but what's the chemical in the water that makes the shower all idea-givey?

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Many bloggers and writers hate Twitter because it's boring. Just like I hate basketballs because they never go into the hoop.

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Ever farted so hard you peed a little? Ever done it while you're standing naked at your computer?

Ever wished Mom could see you now?

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