Popular Recent Faved By Given
Friends: 273
Followers: 237
Favs Given: 3,618
Favs Rec'd: 2,119
@nickapopolus' (Nick Constantine) most faved Tweets...
nickapopolus
I like people on twitter way more than real people.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
Me and my Ex decided a while back we didn't want to run into each other so we split up our fav places. I got the internet. She got the rest.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
I had a half muffin in the break room too, guys. Except instead of muffin it was cold pizza and instead of break room it was shower.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
The logistics of drinking beer in the shower are more complicated than previously assumed.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
I taught a class today already and I am about to teach another. I don't know why they trust me with these kids, I am an idiot.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
I think I'm going to say hello to the class I'm teaching by saying well hello, young minds, it's nice to mold you. Just to creep them out.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
What am I looking for in a mate? A female hotter version of me with boobs.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
What kind of bi racial couple makes an orange kid? I just saw a girl that looks like a damn carrot.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
Whenever I wake up I feel more tired than when I went to bed. At this rate in 17 days I will wake up in a coma.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
I'm enjoying the last meal before I go on what I call the poverty diet.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
My sister has been giving me shit for months about how her girlfriend is hotter than any one I've ever had. I'm laughcrying cause it's true.
@nickapopolus
nickapopolus
If I ever want to see a naked woman again in my life, I think I have to clean my room. Where did I put her?
@nickapopolus
16
sttawTrMCinderellaJoeyrejecterEvokeSammyLikesYouleiron24Yayaajulierain2003Beef_TongueThaozillaJackula78gothscifigirlredtothetoneFunnyLvnGirlgunthergreenbedheadblonde
nickapopolus
Friends with Benefits is a disgusting, horrible practice I wish I could be a part of.
@nickapopolus
14
linajkbestgirlbettyMODATPaulineTVadtotheboneJeeNeeBeeJohnnyChimporedtothetoneTrick_or_tweetlolamirabellaFunnyLvnGirlgunthergreenbedheadblondepzube27
nickapopolus
I saw my neighbor naked last night by accident. I think the best way to let it all blow over is text her and say "nice boobs".
@nickapopolus
14
gothscifigirlnhmagpieJeanM617crustyjuggler72JohnnyChimpocravenheartCheVolayreverendrosslolamirabellaPaulineTVsttawTrMFunnyLvnGirlgunthergreenbedheadblonde
nickapopolus
Pro tip: If you are attracted to someone you shouldn't be, picture them pooping.
@nickapopolus
13
xCaitlinxHunySukle_RosevinnietehawesomelinajkJeanM617redtothetoneraptordactylnhmagpielolamirabellaPaulineTVsttawTrMbedheadblonde
nickapopolus
Being an adult is really fucking up my life.
@nickapopolus
12
gothscifigirlPaulineTVpinkeezyJeeNeeBeeNoPantsOnanonygirlnicedreamcravenheartEvokelolamirabellaFunnyLvnGirlbedheadblonde
nickapopolus
I just ate a microwave burrito that was absolutely terrible. I ate the whole thing.
@nickapopolus
12
urkillingmeAmIThatBoringgothscifigirlJohnnyChimpoMODATredtothetonenhmagpieJeanM617lolamirabellaPaulineTVsttawTrMbedheadblonde
nickapopolus
The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless he is a dick.
@nickapopolus
12
Ishnhmagpierejecterblondediva11therealcherilynJeeNeeBeeLovableDoofusCheVolaypenfabulousJeanM617omarsawolfbedheadblonde
nickapopolus
So I painted and fixed a door today. While I did it I drank and smoked. I am man. Hear me paint. It sounds like noting but its intricate.
@nickapopolus
12
arundo_donaxjacheeJeanM617JarfOmegatherealcherilynjtlynchjrNotAnotherWordurkillingmenhmagpiegothscifigirllolamirabellabedheadblonde
nickapopolus
I put myself in impossible situations, cause that is the only way I get fucked anymore.
@nickapopolus
11
NotHotJeanM617KelleexoLovableDoofuscravenheartpinkeezynhmagpiegothscifigirllolamirabellaPaulineTVbedheadblonde
Tip: To have your favorites shown faster, follow @favstar