@gruber http://stevejobssays.tumblr.com/

@mike_ftw That’s not fair. Ryan’s read Atlas Shrugged _a bunch_ of times since high school.

I wrote a thing about how 3D is ruining movies: http://drp.ly/fxnJ

My sister's show choir won nationals which means that everyone has to like them for the rest of the episode.

Instead of writing an essay I've been talking about blowies for like and hour. With a girl who doesn't give them to me.

cc: @frenchifresh

@frenchifresh Sharing is caring Lauren

@scrowder Exactly. You’re not afraid, you’re just an asshole.

To faces meant for radio.

@frenchifresh What about like pretty eighteen-year-olds with cool hair and big eyes and frecklesandohgodihaveanerection

Looks like Jon Snow knows *something*.

I guess my sister's pretty okay.

"Lay a truth-smackdown on her vagina."

We're killing two birds with one vagina.

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@frenchifresh @doerksend113 I'm open, you know, for science

@frenchifresh Send naughty things to Robbie

"Pretty much the only kind of hunting that takes place with semi-automatic handguns is the kind that took place today." - My Father

Today I discovered an unlimited supply of carrot cake in the dining hall.

Today is a good day.

@doomhugs @evazebra Schrödinger's Cock?

“That’s Sophie doing your granddad.”