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I think I'm that awkward person in the change room who is a little too secure, and a little too naked
I have eaten everything today. Like... Everything.
According to the recent spam I'm getting, people are talking a lot of smack about me... Bitches.
My feet are smelly
"If you're a professor... where's your hat and your whip?"
Pants off, nap... on.
Twitter at 5am is just a bunch of people complaining about being awake at 5am
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead
There's ALWAYS a catch.
Hey everyone, come see how good I look!
Learning moment: if your cottage cheese expired one week ago, don't even open the container to check. Throw. that. shit. out.
I used to play rugby, now I just run a lot. And I like riding my bikes... and doing other fun things I guess.