#FF @t_chobo @ryguy009 @marceljepson @shabanarm @uoflbookstore @partylethbridge @lindsayletcher @brianaxlynn @sparkin99 @danielleburger

#FF @scottyos @ryguy009 @kaella_carr @nmccue @nikolaibondicus @dukenightlife @t_chobo @darrellromuld @someartstudent

@mrlethbridge I love you.

I think I'm that awkward person in the change room who is a little too secure, and a little too naked

I have eaten everything today. Like... Everything.

According to the recent spam I'm getting, people are talking a lot of smack about me... Bitches.

#FF @uoflbookstore @jgyorfi @partylethbridge @t_chobo @shabanarm @starkyattitude @tracyvdb @danielleburger @ryguy009 @marceljepson

PMS!!

My feet are smelly

"If you're a professor... where's your hat and your whip?"

Pants off, nap... on.

Twitter at 5am is just a bunch of people complaining about being awake at 5am

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead

There's ALWAYS a catch.

Hey everyone, come see how good I look!

I should be concerned that my two favorite accounts to retweet are @shtfatgirlssay and @sluttygrlprobs

Learning moment: if your cottage cheese expired one week ago, don't even open the container to check. Throw. that. shit. out.

@jgquinton hero

Runner's night out, and the biggest decision to make? What shoes am I going to wear? pic.twitter.com/EiyRZmsJy9

Drinking wine in a wetsuit by myself in my livingroom... typical Thursday night. pic.twitter.com/j0s60cX7j7