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If you are reading this you are likely hiding in the bathroom or straight up ignoring your family and friends. #happythanksgiving
Tim Tebow is by far the most viable Republican presidential candidate right now.
Makes sense that Tim Tebow believes in God since every time he completes a pass it's a miracle.
THE LEAGUE premieres tonite at 1030pm on FX. If you RT I will post nude pictures...
Congrats, eli manning, you goddam super bowl MVP mouth breathing dummy.
I think "The Most Interesting Man in the World" is also likely "The Worst Father in the World".
Nick Cannon will host the apocalypse.
Plain M&MS can suck a dick.
I'm very uncomfortable w/ Peyton Manning calling Papa John "Papa".
Mr @pattonoswalt wrote something very thoughtful about Boston. http://m.facebook.com/pattonoswalt/posts/10151440800582655 …
Guys. They just made an announcement. They had replacement ref running the power grid.
I wanna open a store called "headphones, printer cartridges & adobe file updater" just so I can burn it to the ground.
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