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Only villains turn music off with remote controls.
put Paul Newman's Italian dressing on some baked ziti IDGAF
I've never really gotten the appeal of a trail of rose petals leading to a bedroom but also I've never slept with anyone who had a hallway.
I plan to be the first jewish groom too weak to break the glass
I'm gonna be Jeff Gighoulie for Halloween.
what do ppl do who date but neither of them are funny - mostly serious convo?
Sure, 2000-2009 was in the Willennium, but it felt way more like a Shrekade.
Jerry Jones looks like he's wearing an ill-fitting Jerry Jones mask.
#KROLLSHOW on Comedy Central, Ruxin on THE LEAGUE on FXX, nickkroll on instagram
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