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The brag part: I was a clue in the NYT crossword puzzle. The humble part: It was on Saturday, which means I'm supposed to be super obscure.
Sometimes I fear that I'm gonna die some day.
As a lifelong member of the coastal elite, it is monumental for me to admit that I really like Texas.
It makes me extra angry when your windows are tinted so dark I can't see you not thanking me for letting you in.
Hi! Nice to meet you. Sorry I was late for our date, I was farting in my car
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