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I think Steve Harvey is laughing at The Golden Girls on a treadmill at my gym.
Just heard a KILLER funny alternate way to say “pregnant” that’s short, sassy, and has an Italian flavor to boot: “PREGO”
Just because I only give advice using Jim Morrison quotes doesn't automatically mean it's bad advice.
My 48th fave sex position is "This would be more fun if u were better at what you're trying to do to me but I'm not gonna say this out loud"
I’m starting to think the Advent calendar filled with donuts was a mistake.
Day one of the juice cleanse is going great! Ive had two pressed juices, onion rings, fries, Philly cheese steak, salmon and chicken
Hey, guys! This is Chelsea's personal assistant, Ava. I'll be tweeting from time to time and so I wanted to say hi. Nice to meet you all! =)
Nice! My podcast where I try to conjugate irregular verbs in Spanish made the Most Boring Podcast List of 2013!
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