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Melania seems like she wouldn't even be good at the plate choosing part of being first lady.
It is a fundamental law of Physics that if you don't have a picture of yourself holding a mic in your profile pic then you're not a comedian
I have diarrhea. But I also have a Sicario screener. So life really is all about yin and yang
There's literally nothing cuter than a mom who has her emoji game on lock
Darn I hung up on mom before she could explain how to defeat ISIS.
We're so vain as a society that our cars need BACKUP CAMERAS!
They have said Allah twice so far in Aladdin (I'm watching Aladdin) SEND
It was a big let down. They were supposed to fight. https://twitter.com/chicago_history/status/665063543612411905 …
Guys my comment on this stupid @slate piece has been pending for two days http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/11/06/viral_89_year_old_standup_is_a_joke_thief_all_chuck_esterly_s_jokes_are.html … pic.twitter.com/0kO32ronIv
This is the oldest thing I've ever read on Twitter. And I follow the Stonehenge account. https://twitter.com/andykindler/status/664684235438088192 …
Maybe Adele should go to Al-Anon
Donald Trump wears really long ties.
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