We can trace many modern phrases back to originating with Shakespeare. I hope future generation can do that with Chris Onstad #rudetitties

Everyone knows that Batman is the best superhero, but what All-Star Superman presupposes is...maybe it's Superman?

@dierobinsondie "I had the wrong idea about Christmas all along. I give myself permission to cry."

@dierobinsondie @thekarlapacheco @bradcandoit @jason1749 I will take an Ernie Hudson Day if we can't get a Ghostbusters Day

@dierobinsondie Ten years ago they had Hope, Jobs, and Cash. Now they have Biff.

COPS is on. Somewhere, a @parva_x gets her wings.

@theisb "Happy Birthday Chris! May cancer kill you before it kills your loved ones so you don't die cold and alone! Your friend, Tom Batiuk"

@thekarlapacheco Detective on the phone: "Karla, the killer is calling from inside your titties!"

@thekarlapacheco You look like a little Asian man that's about to flip out and fuck dudes up in that pic.

@thekarlapacheco @kenlowery Karla is the most dangerous game. Her and lawn jarts

Dan Aykroyd in a straight jacket, rocking back and forth. "Bill signed. We'll start shooting Ghostbusters 3 next week. Bill signed. Yeah."

@thekarlapacheco @dierobinsondie "Cunt punt" is the language find of 2013. Does she qualify for the Nobel and Pulitzer Prizes for that?

@dierobinsondie "I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event," had me DYING.

Guys, Kevin Costner as Pa Kent is right up there with Martin Sheen as Uncle Ben in terms of genius casting in my opinion.

@parva_x @dierobinsondie Parv and Nick Attend Hard Time Max's Pauper Funeral

@jessica_effect @kept_simple @parva_x I'm gone for a little while and my @'s blew up with sword talk!

@parva_x Kickstart that shit, I'll back it. I'll ride on a float being towed by your car. I'll shout, "Seven hells, Ned!" dressed as Robert

@parva_x @dierobinsondie Yeah, we'll I been *twerkin*. Got my shake down *just right*

@parva_x The lawyer do this to you?

@kept_simple @parva_x True, but Parv pointed out the, uh, intense look of dedication on his face just an hour or so ago.